I may not be the best photographer out there, but I try.
I make do with what I have, and I am patient as hell when trying to get that one photograph.
I kind of wish it wasn't the only thing I was mildly good at. Either people love it, or they tell me it's not something I should make my life around. I think those people are silly, when they ask me who would buy photographs. Who wouldn't? There isn't a person on Earth who doesn't like a good picture of something they love, especially when they don't have to go and take it.
I love it though, I just see things with the camera, and I love the immortality it gives to things. The different ways you can see things in a picture, things that aren't pretty become wonderful.

Everything is beautiful.

I am really into artistic nudes.
I think they rock.
I am no pervert!!
I just think the body is naturally amazing. It was designed to be naked.
I don't like porn kind of nude, it's got no romance or mystery to it.
Artistic is the way to go, it makes you appreciate the body and not just see it as a sex symbol.

Ain't it funny?
There's always going to be someone who think's someone else's art is better.

We were using vanilla, and I had the bottle on the counter. we had spilled some so it had a ring around the bottle. While cleaning up there was this big drop of vanilla on the counter right beside the bottle. It looked exactly like the vanilla (same texture, color) so I wiped it up with my finger and licked my finger off.


IT WAS NOT VANILLA.

I am pretty sure I ingested some motor oil.






Billie is singing DON'T YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, why the hell didn't I listen to the commercial?

I am house sitting for the Easter Weekend, and there is nothing on TV.
I have the fairly odd parents theme stuck in my head.
and every time I answer the phone everyone thinks I am my sister and starts into these really awkward conversations:
"omg you have to see the video of Chrissy having her new baby its SO CUTE I can bring it over right now!"
"I need some weed!"
etc etc.